Zach.Flauaus


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Pearls Before Swine - Yahoo! News

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Brilliant.

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November 22, 2009, 12:49pm

Headline #fail.

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November 18, 2009, 6:13pm

It's game time.

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November 14, 2009, 1:31pm

Dirty, dirty PCs: The X-rated picture guide [NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART]

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Ventblockers Our shock picture last Friday of a Quatermass-style lifeform lurking inside a PC prompted a flurry of snaps forwarded by readers who had similarly confronted unspeakable horrors.

We gather that many of our correspondents are responding well to therapy, and could be back working in PC maintenance in five years or so. Others, sadly, are condemned to spend the rest of their days in a padded room gibbering about alien beings like that unfortunate bloke from Quatermass and the Pit who sees a hellish vision of Mars inhabited by Red Planet bouncing insect creatures.

Well, flamethowers at the ready. We’re going in…

PC case front caked in dust

A gentle start there, courtesy of Rob Dege and the front panel of a client’s PC. Definite signs of proto-life.

Next up, Neil Cameron-Rollo, who says this machine was still working…

Motherboard completely encrusted with dust

…as was this one, claims Stuart Green, “until we cleaned it”:

Montage of dust-encrusted PC case and boards

Eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww.

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November 13, 2009, 4:28pm

50 Cent - In Da Club... IN POLKA!

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Pure awesomeness.

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November 12, 2009, 12:10am

Cows hate your freedom.

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Eat at Chick-Fil-A.

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November 11, 2009, 1:02pm

A very small excerpt from my book.

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via grab.by

#NaNoWriMo is so much fun.

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November 11, 2009, 12:42am

Hierarchy of Digital Distractions

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I have to go check Twitter again. Sorry.

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November 09, 2009, 9:41pm

Even God Runs Windows XP - Windows XP - Gizmodo

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Yes, that’s a Windows XP error, floating in the sky. No, it’s not a Photoshop. And this is what it looked like after a reboot:

Apparently, the fog near a plaza in Ukraine was so utterly intense, advertisements were reflected in the sky. This one, for a church or a house or a vacation or maybe just some Lysol ran into a little Windows XP oopsie. I’m almost sad they didn’t just leave the Windows XP error up there, making at least somebody think that God was one of us, cursing his crashing computer. [English Russia]


Send an email to matt buchanan, the author of this post, at matt@gizmodo.com.

D’oh.

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November 09, 2009, 9:25pm

Parade through town! [VIDEO]

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Download now or watch on posterous
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November 07, 2009, 5:18pm